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Jimeoin presents his new stand up show Ramble On! Jimeoin happily imparts his clever and quirky observations on everyday suburban life in his trademark devil-may-care style.

One girl will change worlds. Lyra is an orphan who lives in a parallel universe in which science, theology and magic are entwined. Lyra's search for a kidnapped friend uncovers a sinister plot involving stolen children, and turns into a quest to understand a mysterious phenomenon called Dust. She is later joined on her journey by Will, a boy who possesses a knife that can cut windows between worlds. As Lyra learns the truth about her parents and her prophesied destiny, the two young people are caught up in a war against celestial powers that ranges across many worlds.

"LIVE AT THE FORUM:   Are you girls out there tired of the same old oiled Chippendales routine? Are you boys looking to impress the lady in your life? If so, Puppetry of the Penis, the hilarious live footage from the sell out comedy tour on video may be the perfect solution.  TACKLE HAPPY Tackle Happy follows the adventures of the two lads as they take their confronting and controversial cabaret comedy, Puppetry of the Penis, on the road in Australia."  

Would you sacrifice freedom for survival?For six seasons our heroes did whatever it took to survive on Earth...and nothing worked. Earth was unsurvivable, lost to them forever. What was not lost: hope. After arriving on a new planet, they found a place where they hoped to try again. Theyre given one simple task: do better. Be the good guys. With this credo in mind Clarke (Eliza Taylor) and Bellamy (Bob Morley) led a group down to this mysterious world, hoping to start anew, to finally find peace. But old habits die hard and when they stumbled across an idyllic society, it quickly becomes clear that not everything on Sanctum was as perfect as it seemed. Despite their determination to do better, threats both seen and unseen once again forced our heroes to fight for their lives and the future of humanity.

The biggest game of the season, the AFLW grand final! Relive all the action.

"LIVE AND UNCENSORED:  Akmal is one of Australia's favourite comedians. Filmed in front of a live audience in Brisbane, Australia, join Akmal as he tackles such topics as growing up in Australia, the government, being an Arab in the modern world, the joy of terrorism, radio, film and TV plus the history of the world through Akmal's eyes and his unique take on the human condition. THE LIFE OF AKMAL:  Akmal displays an incredible ability to deal with hot topics in a slightly offensive way. This show showcases Akmal at his hilarious best. The Life of Akmal covers topics from growing up in Egypt and migrating to Australia to being kicked out of the Coptic Orthodox Church and finding solace in his newfound religion of comedy. There are outrageous stories of how Akmal entered the comedy world and insights into the characters he has met along the way that have influenced his career. Controversial, cutting-edge but above all absolutely hilarious! TRANSPARENT:  Akmal returns with his funniest show ever in the history of comedy. Filmed live from the Blue Mountains, see Akmal at his brilliant best as he tackles every subject from reality TV through to dealing with Australian politics. "  

CHRISTMAS LOST AND FOUND After years of missing family gatherings, New York City event planner Whitney is off to Chicago to spend Christmas with Grandma Frances. But in an unfortunate turn of events, Whitney mistakenly throws out a box of precious family ornaments. The person who finds the ornaments leads Whitney on a scavenger hunt to retrieve them, helping her to find the magic of Christmas again along the way. Starring Diane Ladd, Tiya Sicar and Edward Ruttle. CHRISTMAS IN CONWAY To the folks in Conway, South Carolina, Duncan Mayor is a very cranky guy. To his wife Suzy, he's a doting pussycat. But Suzy is just home from the hospital and Duncan decides the best medicine Suzy could possibly have and a Christmas present she'll never forget - is a ride on a real Ferris wheel set up in their own back yard. Starring Andy Garcia and Mary-Louise Parker.

"ON ICE: From the magical world of Jimeoin comes this smash hit show Jimeoin on Ice. See Jimeoin gracefully skate through brilliantly funny observations on the absurdities of everyday life. so don't just stand there reading the back, get your skates on and head home to watch this Comic Masterpiece.” SOMETHING… SMELLS FUNNY There is a hilarious aroma in the air. It's Jimeoin's new show SOMETHING SMELLS FUNNY. Filmed in front of a capacity crowd, he effortlessly makes you breathe in his witty brand of charming humour that will leave you covered in the unforgettable stench of happiness. WHAT?! Internationally hailed as one of live comedy’s masters, Jimeoin brings his hilarious new show into your lounge rooms in this stunning presentation of world-class stand-up. A series of hilarious, often surrealistic climaxes. This is the comedy of one who truly perceives human behaviour, breaks it up and puts it all together again in all its ridiculousness, to leave you with your eyes streaming. YEEHAA! Join Jimeoin for a night of boot scootin, thigh slappin, tootin and a hootin laughs this side of funnysville. "  

Suspense, action and a pinch of romanceGood-hearted Carmine (Salvatore Esposito, My Big Gay Italian Wedding, Gomorrah: The Series) isnt cut out for criminal life with the Camorra. Under the protection of his boss Pasquale (Gianfranco Gallo), hes sent north to run a money laundering operation through a Roman restaurant. He simply needs to defrost frozen meals, issue receipts and dinner is served. But everything changes when he meets the down-on-her-luck Consuelo (Greta Scarano), a talented chef in search of perfection, who dreams of winning a Michelin star. Could their shared passion for food give them both a second chance? A delectable immersion into the world of haute cuisine (featuring amazing dishes created in collaboration with star Italian chef Christina Bowerman), THE PERFECT DINNER will leave you eager to get in the kitchen.

A fast-break series chronicling the professional and personal lives of the 1980s Los Angeles Lakers, one of sports most revered and dominant dynasties - a team that defined an era, both on and off the court. The ensemble cast includes: John C. Reilly, Quincy Isaiah, Jason Clarke, Adrien Brody, Gaby Hoffman, Tracy Letts, Jason Segel, Julianne Nicholson, Hadley Robinson, Dr. Solomon Hughes, Tamera Tomakili, Brett Cullen, Stephen Adly Guirgis, Joey Brooks, Sarah Ramos, Spencer Garrett, Molly Gordon, DeVaughn Nixon, Delante Desouza, Jimel Atkins, Austin Aaron, Jon Young with Rob Morgan and Sally Field.

Starring five-time Mr. Olympia, Arnold SchwarzeneggerIn 1977, an independent documentary movie shone a light on the world of bodybuilding, becoming a huge box office hit and creating an international sensation. It launched one man's multi-million dollar career and changed the world of bodybuilding and physical exercise forever: Pumping Iron. Starring five-time Mr. Olympia, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the movie followed the 28-year old bodybuilder as he competed for his 6th title.

Sex, algorithms, Cirque du Soleil, footy players, harbour porpoises – everything is getting “smashed”. Leave the kids at home unless you want them getting a Kitty Flanagan style education.

Todos Lo SabenLaura (Penlope Cruz) and her children travel from Buenos Aires to the small Spanish village where she was born to attend her sister's wedding. Unexpected events soon lead to a crisis that exposes the family's hidden past. Suspicions mount, loved ones begin to turn on one another, and dark secrets long hidden threaten to come to light, revealing shocking truths. This gripping thriller from Oscar-winning filmmaker Asghar Farhadi also stars Javier Bardem and Ricardo Darn.

After reuniting with Gwen Stacy, Brooklyn's full-time, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is catapulted across the Multiverse, where he encounters a team of Spider-People charged with protecting its very existence. However, when the heroes clash on how to handle a new threat, Miles finds himself pitted against the other Spiders. He must soon redefine what it means to be a hero so he can save the people he loves most.

Saving Lives With Everything They GotWill Halstead returns to Med to help Goodwin with a secret investigation. Archer and Charles deal with twins who insist on being identical inside and out. Stevie and Dylan treat a young patient with sickle cell anaemia. Vanessa and Archer disagree on how to handle the victim of a motorcycle accident; Scott and Charles deal with a UNICEF negotiator with repressed trauma; Hammer and Halstead treat a high schooler with Addison's disease and a clingy mother.

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After leaving home 10 years ago, detective Lauri Rih is sent to investigate the murders of two men in the small northern Finnish town where he grew up. The investigation offers a way to escape couples' therapy and his failing relationship with his husband. But going home forces him to face his family and the deeply religious Laestadian community that rejected him many years previously. Together with his partner, Sanna Tervo, a carefree soul on the surface, but also someone who has their own difficult past, Lauri seeks answers to the case only to discover other truths about himself, his home town, and whether one has the power to forgive all sins.

Not your usual suspects.Detective Nick Burkhardt (David Giuntoli) is a Portland, Oregon homicide detective with a strange secret: he s a descendant of an elite group of hunters who are charged with stopping the proliferation of supernatural creatures in the world. The Brothers Grimm wrote fairy tales that children have adored for generations, but imagine if their villains were real, and Nick was the only one who could stop them. Fairy tales aren t stories...they re warnings.

A feature documentary about John Farnham's life and career, his journey to find an artistic voice and become one of Australia's most beloved performers.

The hugely popular period drama based on Jane Austen's unfinished story returns. Can a now engaged Charlotte come to terms with her feelings for Colbourne? When Charlotte returns to Sanditon with her fiance in tow, she's forced to confront her feelings for Colbourne. Can the two keep ignoring their mutual attraction? Meanwhile, Georgiana battles in court to protect her newfound inheritance and the public scrutiny sends her spiraling out of control. Lady Denham rediscovers an old flame from her youth and Edward insists that he's a new and reformed man - but will Augusta Markham's fortune be too irresistible a proposition? With a flurry of weddings and failed engagements, will the Sanditon residents find true love and happiness after all?

65 million years ago, prehistoric Earth had a visitor.After a catastrophic crash on an unknown planet, pilot Mills quickly discovers he's actually stranded on Earth65 million years ago. Now, with only one chance at rescue, Mills and the only other survivor, Koa, must make their way across an unknown terrain riddled with dangerous prehistoric creatures in an epic fight to survive.

Renfield, the tortured aide to his narcissistic boss, Dracula, is forced to procure his master's prey and do his every bidding. However, after centuries of servitude, he's ready to see if there's a life outside the shadow of the Prince of Darkness.

Ten years on from the original Frozen Planet, this documentary series takes audiences back to the wildernesses of the Arctic and Antarctica and tells the complete story of the entire frozen quarter of our planet thats locked in ice and blanketed in snow.

Big trouble. Little sister.POLITE SOCIETY is a London-set anarchic action comedy that follows RIA KHAN, a bolshy school girl and martial artist-in-training who dreams of becoming a world renowned stunt woman. When Ria witnesses her big sister LENA give up on her dreams by dropping out of art school and getting engaged, Ria's world is shaken. She believes she must save her sister from the shackles of marriage in the only way she knows how, by enlisting the help of her friends and attempting to pull off the most ambitious of all wedding heists in the name of freedom and sisterhood. POLITE SOCIETY is a merry mash up of sisterly affection, parental disappointment and bold and bloody action.

New York. New rules.In the next installment, the four survivors of the Ghostface killings leave Woodsboro behind and start a fresh chapter in New York City.

Four boys. One f**ked up town.Follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.

Original gangster. New town.Just after he is released from prison after 25 years, New York mafia capo Dwight "The General" Manfredi is unceremoniously exiled by his boss to set up shop in Tulsa, Okla. Realizing that his mob family may not have his best interests in mind, Dwight slowly builds a crew from a group of unlikely characters, to help him establish a new criminal empire in a place that to him might as well be another planet.

Magic is a drug...get hooked.  

THE STAND is Stephen King's apocalyptic vision of a world decimated by plague and embroiled in an elemental struggle between good and evil. The fate of mankind rests on the frail shoulders of the 108-year-old Mother Abagail (Whoopi Goldberg) and a handful of survivors. Their worst nightmares are embodied in a man with a lethal smile and unspeakable powers: Randall Flagg (Alexander Skarsgard), the Dark Man. THE STAND will close with a new coda written by the famed author himself.

Two strangers are prime suspects in a murder.

Prepare for ReignIn the wake of the execution of Anne Boleyn, King Henry VIII marries Jane Seymour, his third wife and the woman destined to bear him a son. Though the Queen's pregnancy is cause to rejoice, Henry is faced with mounting threats to his authority from a commoners' revolt inside England and an angry Pope determined to stem Protestantism's rising tide. In the war on the home front, loyalty becomes a scarce commodity as friends become foes and tragedy strikes again and again. No one is safe from Henry's growing madness as the volatile and anguished monarch is cornered by a country that has come to hate him and all he stands for.

This house knows what makes you tick.A young orphan named Lewis Barnavelt aids his magical uncle in locating a clock with the power to bring about the end of the world.

They're already here.Ray Ferrier is a working class man living in New Jersey. He's estranged from his family, his life isn't in order, and he's too caught up with himself. But the unthinkable and, ultimately, the unexpected happens to him in an extraordinary sense. His small town life is shaken violently by the arrival of destructive intruders: Martians which have come en masse to destroy Earth. As they plow through the country in a wave of mass destruction and violence, Ray must come to the defense of his children. As the world must fend for itself by a new and very advanced enemy not of this world, it's inhabitants must save humanity from a far greater force that threatens to destroy it.

The most terrifying film you will ever experience.A secluded cabin. An ancient curse. An unrelenting evil. Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell reunite to present a genuinely terrifying re-imagining of their original horror masterpiece. Five young friends have found the mysterious and fiercely powerful Book of the Dead. Unable to resist its temptation, they release a violent demon on a blood-thirsty quest to possess them all. Who will be left to fight for their survival and defeat this unearthly force of murderous carnage?

Drac's pack is backThe Drac pack is back for an all-new monster comedy adventure in Sony Pictures Animation's Hotel Transylvania 2! Everything seems to be changing for the better at Hotel Transylvania... Dracula's rigid monster-only hotel policy has finally relaxed, opening up its doors to human guests. But behind closed coffins, Drac is worried that his adorable half-human, half-vampire grandson, Dennis, isn't showing signs of being a vampire. So while Mavis is busy visiting her human in-laws with Johnny - and in for a major cultural shock of her own - "Vampa" Drac enlists his friends Frank, Murray, Wayne and Griffin to put Dennis through a "monster-in-training" boot camp. But little do they know that Drac's grumpy and very old, old, old school dad Vlad is about to pay a family visit to the hotel. And when Vlad finds out that his great-grandson is not a pure blood - and humans are now welcome at Hotel Transylvania - things are going to get batty!

Blood will be spilled. Lives will be lost. Men will be ruined.Cullen Bohannon, a former soldier and slaveholder, follows the track of a band of Union soldiers, the killers of his wife. This brings him to the middle of one of the biggest projects in US history, the building of the transcontinental railroad. After the war years in the 1860s, this undertaking connected the prospering east with the still wild west.

You can't regift familyWhen four generations of the Cooper clan come together for their annual Christmas Eve celebration, a series of unexpected visitors and unlikely events turn the night upside down, leading them all toward a surprising rediscovery of family bonds and the spirit of the holiday.

Two FBI Agents go deep undercover to save the mega-rich Wilson sisters from being kidnapped. They transform themselves into two white chicks to catch their man and save their jobs.

Some will kill to have it. He will kill to protect it.A lone warrior, Eli (Denzel Washington), walks in a post-apocalyptic wasteland that was once America. He heads west on a mission he does not fully understand but knows he must complete. In his possession is the last copy of a book he fiercely guards with his life for it holds the only hope for the future. Only Carnegie (Gary Oldman), a self-appointed warlord ruling a town of thieves and gunmen, understands the power Eli holds and is determined to make it his own. But nothing can stand in Eli's way to fulfill his destiny and bring help to a ravaged humanity.

Embrace your inner anti-hero.Tom Hardy stars as the lethal protector and anti-hero Venom - one of Marvel's most enigmatic and complex characters.

Where Risks are Taken The cast of dramatic and emotional Law & Order SVU return for a 13th season, encapsulating some of the grittiest cases yet. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit confronts some of its most controversial and topical crimes yet in its powerful thirteenth year. New changes are afoot for the SVU: two new detectives (Danny Pino and Kelli Giddish) join the team, while the returning squad members must deal with the fallout of last season's shootout and the departure of one of their own. As they face these challenges, a new slew of sex crimes hit the headlines, making it vital that the team learn how to separate their personal emotions from the intense cases they must see through to their stunning ends. Starring Primetime Emmy Award Winner Mariska Hargitay, Ice-T, Dann Florek and Richard Belzer and guest starring Harry Connick, Jr., Andre Braugher, Treat Williams, T.R. Knight and Chloe Sevigny, watch all 23 compelling episodes, back-to-back and uninterrupted, of producer Dick Wolfs award winning, uncompromising series. 2006 Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series. One of the longest running TV Dramas Detective Elliot Stabler leaves the SVU Detective Olivia Benson becomes the series lead LINUS ROACHE reprises his role of ADA Michael Cutter from the original series KYLE MACLACHLAN guest stars in the episode "Blood Brothers".

The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Packed with stars including Ben Affleck (Good Will Hunting), Chris Rock (Nurse Betty), Shannon Elizabeth (American Pie), Jason Lee (Almost Famous) and more, this wildly irreverent comedy is actor/director Kevin Smith's hilarious finale to the adventures of Jay and Silent Bob that began in Clerks and ran through Mallrats, Chasing Amy and Dogma! When best buddies Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Smith) discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, they head for Hollywood to claim the big movie money they deserve. But when the dopey duo learn that they've been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs! Featuring a host of celebrity cameos set to a hot hit soundtrack, Jay and Silent Bob's raucous cross-country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a non-stop assortment of outrageous characters that will have you laughing out loud!

You'll be glad you cameWhen four lifelong friends travel to New Orleans for the annual Essence Festival, sisterhoods are rekindled, wild sides are rediscovered, and there's enough dancing, drinking, brawling and romancing to make the Big Easy blush.

The wild west adventures of a free-spirited girl and her wild stallion horse companion. In a small Western town, spunky ex-city girl Lucky forms a tight bond with wild horse Spirit while having adventures with best pals Pru and Abigail.

The Legend You Know. The Story You Don't. Robin of Loxley (Taron Egerton) a war-hardened Crusader and his Moorish commander (Jamie Foxx) mount an audacious revolt against the corrupt English crown in a thrilling action-adventure packed with gritty battlefield exploits, mind-blowing fight choreography, and a timeless romance.

One Love Can Change Your LifeThe true-life story of Christian music star Jeremy Camp and his journey of love and loss that looks to prove there is always hope.

Contains:1. The Bridge On The River Kwai 2. Das Boot (Director's Cut)3. From Here To Eternity 4. Fury 5. Guns Of Navarone

From a world of darkness comes an unlikely hero with an appetite for destructionVin Diesel stars as the enigmatic fugitive in the film that first introduced the world to the character of Richard B. Riddick. Pitch Black is a pulse-pounding sci-fi action adventure, set in a world where the daylight can burn you, but the darkness will kill you.Director David Twohy introduces this Special Edition DVD featuring exclusive insights into Riddick and his origins, taking you deep inside his dark world.Bonus materials also include a look at the animated adventure, The Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury from acclaimed animator Peter Chung - The Animatrix.

These two unlikely companions are on a journey to find her long lost son.Based on journalist Martin Sixsmith's acclaimed book The Lost Child of Philomena Lee: A Mother, Her Son and a Fifty-Year Search, Philomena is a bitter-sweet drama based on true events, a compelling narrative of human love and loss, and ultimately a celebration of life.

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